<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007123.html">Well, Ralph Was Able to Punch Alice to There</a></b><br/>
Cop: I won't issue you a summons if you can answer this question correctly... What's closer to New York, Italy or the moon? I'll give you a hint. You can see the moon.<br/>Perp: Ummm... the moon!<br/><br/>--Brownsville, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: po-pos do give 2nd chances<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 14, 2006