<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007220.html">Wednesday's Child is Full of One-Liners</a></b><br/> Ten-year-old: If I work on my claw skills, I will always be able to tell what time it is!<br/><br/>--CVS, Lexington Ave Child tourist: There's so many people. Don't they have <em>jobs</em>?<br/><br/>--Times Square <br/><br/>Overheard by: rae Young boy: Were you sniffing my father?<br/><br/>--Bronx Zoo Little girl: I can't wait 'til I have my own psychic friend.<br/><br/>--181st & Pinehurst<br/><br/>Overheard by: Josh h Young boy: Mommy, I wanna go see the thongs.<br/><br/>--Saks<br/><br/>Overheard by: Butt Floss Young girl tourist, exiting taxi: Goodbye! I love you! More than all the other cabs!<br/><br/>--Thompson & 3rd<br/><br/>Overheard by: kerm and mere Little girl: You always make things up! You made this game up, you made the rules up, you even made me up!<br/><br/>--19th Ave, Brooklyn<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 27, 2006