<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007236.html">You Sure? 'Cause You Guys Both Look Like Candidates for Lithium Therapy</a></b><br/>
Dork #1: So what's your favorite element?<br/>Dork #2: Ummm... I guess rhodium.<br/>Dork #1: Rhodium, huh? Mine's osmium. Why wouldn't you pick chromium or cobalt?<br/>Dork #2: I'm not sure. I just like rhodium.<br/><br/>--Madison Square Park<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 23, 2006