<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007246.html">Two Honks, a Whistle and a 'Nice Ass' Means He Needs Directions</a></b><br/> <p>Man in truck: [Honks horn]<br/>Rollerblading girl: What the hell does he want from me?<br/>Man in truck: [Wolf whistles] Yeah, baby!<br/>Rollerblading girl: ...Oh. Sex.</p><p>--50th & Riverside</p> <p> <span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/> &middot; "And That's How I Met Your Father... and Your Father. Oh, and Your Father Too." - <a href="http://mjlevy.com" target="_blank">michael Levy</a><br/> &middot; "He Puts the 'F' in 'Keep on Trucking'" - LadyP<br/> &middot; "I Knew Those Knee Pads Would Come in Handy!" - jackster<br/> &middot; "In Germany It Means 'Let's Play Scrabble Sometime'" - <a href="http://www.realultimatepower.net" target="_blank">briguy</a><br/> &middot; "It's Called a Chevy Pick-Up" - jason<br/> &middot; "Next on <em>Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom</em>: Mating Calls of the North American Teamster" - Tom Beckett<br/> &middot; "Pointing at Your Crotch Just Doesn't Say It Anymore" - Bevan<br/> &middot; "The Etymology of 'Horny'" - wavyfrog<br/> &middot; "They Usually Want To Discuss Dialectical Materialism" - International Man of Leisure<br/> &middot; "Well That, and Directions to <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006078.html">Maryland</a>" - that1dude<br/> &middot; "What's Wrong With a Little Four by Foreplay?" - Elle<br/> </span><br/> <p> <a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'> Click here to see the new Headline Contest </a> </p> <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 21, 2006