<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007251.html">Yet for Some Reason, Not When It's Burning Three Inches from My Face</a></b><br/>
Asian chick: Do you have an extra cigarette?<br/>Tall dude: Yeah, sure.<br/>Asian chick: Do you have a light?<br/>Tall dude: Yeah, here you go.<br/>Asian chick: Can you light it for me? I'm afraid of fire.<br/><br/>--Cosmic Cantina, Park Slope<br/><br/>Overheard by: worst pick up line ever<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 24, 2006