<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007267.html">Owner: Actually, I Like a Gentle Up-and-Down Motion -- The Roughened Tongue Will Be Ideal</a></b><br/> Broker: This is not a pet-friendly property.<br/>Girl: Does it matter if my cat is toilet-trained?<br/>Broker: I don't understand.<br/>Girl: My cat doesn't have a litter box. It uses the toilet. Does that help?<br/>Broker: I am not sure if that makes a difference. How did you do it?<br/>Girl: I used a training kit. CitiKitty.<br/>Broker: It might impress the owner, but I am not sure it makes a difference. Does your cat flush?<br/>Girl: It will if that helps me get the apartment.<br/><br/>--82nd &amp; Columbus<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 25, 2006