<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007273.html">There Is a Well-Documented Correlation Between Mixed Breeding and Split Ends</a></b><br/>
Drunk girl #1: He has such bad hair.<br/>Drunk girl #2: No, you know who has bad hair? Derek Jeter.<br/>Drunk girl #1: Yeah, but he can't help it. He's half black... what? He is.<br/><br/>--Queens<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 26, 2006