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Little girl: Daddy! Why can't I try? Why can't I ride it?<br/>Dad, on mini-bike: Because I'm God, and God says so.<br/><br/>--72nd & 5th<br/><br/>Overheard by: better off agnostic<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 30, 2006