<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007379.html">Ever Wonder Why They Call the Train Driver a 'Conductor'?</a></b><br/>
Crazy man: [gibbering]<br/>Sane man: Man, you're crazy.<br/>Crazy man: I'm not crazy. I'm just an instrument out of tune!<br/><br/>--2 train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Claire<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 5, 2006