<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007443.html">New York Agrees: Wednesday One-Liners Are the People's Choice</a></b><br/> Hobo: All Democrats must dye their hair pink! All Democrats must dye their hair pink. Pink is the color of pussies! Therefore, all Democrats are pussies!<br/><br/>--16th &amp; 8th<br/><br/>Overheard by: My hair isn't pink and I'm voting for Spitzer<br/><br/><br/>Man having trouble with the levers on his voting machine: Wait, I know what the problem is...I'm a Republican!<br/><br/>--Carroll Gardens<br/><br/>Overheard by: Not a Republican<br/><br/><br/>Young fireman to conspiracy nut: You liberal bastard. I hope you die<br/>in a fire. Motherfucker.<br/><br/>--Ground Zero<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jeremy C.<br/><br/><br/>Hobo walking in the rain, yelling: All Democrats are Al Sharpton cock-suckers! The only question is do they spit or swallow the cum!<br/><br/>--12th St &amp; 5th Ave<br/><br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 11, 2006