<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007450.html">Grand Slam Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> Man selling CDs: If you like the Mets, you will love my album!<br/><br/>--8th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: nicole<br/><br/><br/>Mets fan: I don't care if I have one lung, or only have half a pancreas, or if I lose a leg falling in front of the train. As long as the Mets win, I'm good to go.<br/><br/>--7 train<br/><br/><br/>Asshole, pointing to guy with Red Sox bumper sticker on his wheelchair: He's a Boston fan; let's kick his ass! Oh wait, looks like God beat us to it.<br/><br/>--126th &amp; St Nick<br/><br/><br/>Conductor, on PA: That Johnny Damon. He sure looks like Jesus. But he sure throws like my little sister.<br/><br/>--Amtrak train out of Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lisita<br/><br/><br/>MTA worker: All people for the Mets game, go to your right. All people for the US Open, if any, go to your left.<br/><br/>--Willets Point-Shea Stadium subway station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Emily<br/><br/><br/>Thugette: Yo, when I make it in show business, I will not speak to Ben Affleck. When I found out he's a Red Sox fan, I decided then and there.<br/><br/>--Q65 bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: A White Bear<br/><br/><br/>Conductor: 161st Street, Yankee Stadium. Let Big Papi know who the real MVP is.<br/><br/>--D train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lindsay J.<br/><br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 11, 2006