<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007465.html">Warning: This Story is Character-Driven</a></b><br/> Rhodes Scholar wigger: Yeah, we ain't together no more. Bitch had the <em>nerve</em> to dump me.<br/>Friend: What happened? You guys looked fine last week. It doesn't make sense.<br/>Rhodes Scholar wigger: She wasn't down with how I roll. Always dissin' the way I talk and shit--you know, correcting me and shit. Said she couldn't take it no more, that I was always actin' ign-i-ant or some shit. Like she's some brain scientist or some shit. Bitch was always wrong anyways.<br/>Friend: Brain surgeon.<br/>Rhodes Scholar wigger: What?<br/>Friend: You said brain scientist. I think you meant brain surgeon.<br/>Rhodes Scholar wigger: Dat's what I said nigga, you just heard me wrong.<br/>Friend: You know what, suddenly it does makes sense.<br/><br/>--Manhattan bound F train <br/><br/>Overheard by: SandmanEsq<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 13, 2006