<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007469.html">Yeah, What Kind of Fucked-up Bush Grows Pickled Peppers Anyway?</a></b><br/> Guy #1: That tongue twister &quot;Sally sells seashells at the seashore&quot; is whacked. Why would you sell seashells at the seashore when you can just pick up seashells at the seashore for free?<br/>Guy #2: Because it's nice and people are too lazy to look for a nice seashell in the seashore.<br/>Guy #1: What will they do with a seashell? Just look at it?<br/>Guy #2: You can listen to the ocean if you put it in the ear.<br/>Guy #1: Why would I buy a seashell to listen to the ocean if I can listen to the ocean right there? It doesn't make sense, son.<br/>Guy #2: I don't know. It's just a tongue twister, man. It's not supposed to make sense. Just like the pickle piper shit.<br/><br/>--Uptown 6 train<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 13, 2006