<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007481.html">France Just <em>Seems</em> Small, Because It's So Easy to Conquer</a></b><br/> Customer You Greek?<br/>Waitress: Greek Orthodox.<br/>Customer: So you're Greek.<br/>Waitress: No, that's my religion, they call it Greek Orthodox.<br/>Customer: But you're from Greece, right?<br/>Waitress: No, Belarus.<br/>Customer: Russia?<br/>Waitress: Belarus. It's the former USSR. It's between Russia and Poland.<br/>Customer: I never heard of it. It must be very small.<br/>Waitress: It's not small.<br/>Customer: It must be very small.<br/>Waitress: It's the size of France. France is quite big, actually.<br/>Customer: I better look at a map.<br/>Waitress: Yeah, you'd better.<br/><br/>--Diner, Park Slope<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 14, 2006