<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007535.html">Not That There's Anything Wrong With Wednesday-One-Liners</a></b><br/> Girl: Someone just needs to push him off the gay cliff, 'cuz he's not jumpin!<br/><br/>--Varick &amp;Vandam<br/><br/><br/>Ghetto girl: I seen Whoopie Goldberg's daughter! She a lesbian, light-skinned, and she bad!<br/><br/>--9th Ave &amp; 16th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: david hyman<br/><br/><br/>Darrell Hammond: It's only queer if you're on the bottom.<br/><br/>--Fordham<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jess McGins<br/><br/><br/>Angry man on cell: This is <em>exactly </em> why I don't date bisexual guys!<br/><br/>--3rd Ave &amp; 9th St<br/><br/><br/>Girl on cell: I still don't get why you dumped him. Just 'cause you're a lesbian and he's got that thing for unicorns doesn't mean you wouldn't have been cute together.<br/><br/>--2nd &amp; A<br/><br/><br/>Thug: So I was eating that bitch out, and yo, yo, she told me that she was a lez...A lesbian yo! A lesbian!<br/><br/>--Manhattan Ave &amp; 103rd St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Carol - walking slowly so as to hear the rest<br/><br/><br/>Queer: My friend Carol has been dating gay guys for years and fails to realize it until it's too late!<br/><br/>--Jamaica Ave and 150th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rodney-Rod<br/><br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 18, 2006