<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007609.html">Wednesday-One-Liners Will Be Held in the Station Momentarily...Thank You for Your Patience</a></b><br/> Conductor: There are seats towards the back of the train.<br/>Keep walking! Sometime today, people.<em> What did you stop for</em>? Keeeep walking!<br/><br/>--Train to Grand Central<br/><br/>Overheard by: Muffin<br/><br/><br/>Conductor: Where's the other guy? Raj, if you can hear me, you can come pick up your My Little Pony from the booth.<br/><br/>--LIRR, Hempstead station<br/><br/><br/>Subway station announcement: Because of an earlier incident, all trains are now running.<br/><br/>--Union Square Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: E Moran<br/><br/><br/>Conductor: This is 36th Street. Step to the side and let all the monkeys off the train. Let the monkeys off the train.<br/><br/>--Queens bound N train<br/><br/><br/>Conductor: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is an extremely crowded F train. Next stop is Jay Street, and by this time it's official, every person in New York is on this train. Please stand clear of the closing doors, if you can.<br/><br/>--Coney Island bound F train<br/><br/>Overheard by: F Train Sloper<br/><br/><br/>Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, the next stop is 59th Street. And if you haven't voted and are thinking of voting for Bush, please see the movie <i>Fahrenheit 9/11</i>. Thank you. Stand clear of the closing doors.<br/><br/>--4 Train, 42nd St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jonny<br/><br/><br/>Conductor: You have yourself a satisfying Thursday.<br/><br/>--F train<br/><br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 25, 2006