<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007610.html">This is Wednesday-One-Liners' Stop</a></b><br/> Man boarding bus to driver: You better not go flippin' this bitch over!<br/><br/>--Fung Wah Bus, Chinatown<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rose Fox<br/><br/><br/>Young mom: No! I will sit down! You're a kid, you don't even have to pay to ride the bus. I did, so I'm sitting! Move!<br/><br/>--M60 Bus<br/><br/><br/>Bus driver: Everyone get on the bus, I got a schedule. For those of you sneaking on in the back, can you at least do it fast? I've got places to be.<br/><br/>--B45 Bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: Robin M.<br/><br/><br/>Driver of a Chinatown bus : Does anyone know how to get out of the city?<br/><br/>--Broadway<br/><br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 25, 2006