<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007613.html">Don't Hate Wednesday, Hate the One-Liners</a></b><br/> Guy with headphones to passerby in the rain: I hate that umbrella! I'm gonna break that umbrella! I'm gonna knock that umbrella out of your hands!<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Letting go of the umbrella<br/><br/><br/>Teen boy to another teen boy: I really hate my mom because she grounds me all the time, that's why I got grounded.<br/><br/>--B44 bus, Nostrand Ave &amp; Ave Y<br/><br/>Overheard by: o_O<br/><br/><br/>JAP: And so he was like, 'Wanna go make out?' and I was like, 'Okay,' so we did and that was fun or whatever, but I don't know... We don't actually like each other at all, we really can't stand each other.<br/><br/>--The Tea Lounge, 7th Ave, Park Slope<br/><br/>Overheard by: mortalfool411<br/><br/><br/>Black female after being insulted by a Black male clerk in a store: I hate Black people.<br/><br/>--Graham Avenue, Brooklyn<br/><br/><br/>Suit: Fuckin' guy, that fuckin' attorney. I hate him. I hate 'em all. Myself too, I shouldn't have gone to law school. He probably hates himself, unless he's too fuckin' stupid to regret it. We're all a bunch of miserable self-loathing fucks, nobody likes attorneys.<br/><br/>--J &amp; R, Park Row<br/><br/><br/>Crazy yelling bitch: He's a hater, I'm telling you he's a fucking hater! What? No I fucking hate him.<br/><br/>--33rd &amp; 8th<br/><br/>Overheard by: devila<br/><br/><br/>Girl on cell: What? With pills? Why'd he do that? Because everyone hates him?<br/><br/>--62nd &amp; 2nd<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ralph<br/><br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 25, 2006