<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007688.html">The Road to 18th Street Is Paved with Mixed Intentions</a></b><br/>
Tourist: Is that train going to 18th street?<br/>New Yorker: Yes.<br/>Doors close. <br/>New Yorker: But you're not.<br/><br/>--Union Square Station, 4/5/6 platform<br/><br/>Overheard by: amused MD<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 31, 2006