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Optometrist #1: So, I went to his myspace to find out who his babymomma was, right? And then he calls me and says I have AIDS. <br/>Optometrist #2: Wait? AIDS? You mean HIV, right? <br/>Optometrist #1: No, AIDS. <br/>Optometrist #2: Well, then I get HIV. You can get AIDS, but I want HIV.<br/><br/>--Roosevelt Optometrists<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 31, 2006