<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007760.html">If I Were a Rich... Motherfucker! Ya Ha Deedle Deedle... Shit!</a></b><br/>
Customer: That guy? He was in a production of <em>Fiddler on the Roof</em> with me!<br/>Bartender: Really? I thought he had Tourette's!<br/>Customer: Oh, he does.<br/><br/>--Bar, 14th St & 7th Ave<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 6, 2006