<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007784.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are Out the Door Before the Condom Comes Off</a></b><br/> Building worker on cell: Like her? No, I don't like her. I have to like every girl that I bone? Terrible? Why is that terrible?<br/><br/>--52nd St &amp; 6th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: blatto<br/><br/>Guy on cell: I'm looking for someone to, excuse my language, <em>fuck</em>, not just have sex with.<br/><br/>--Manhattan Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jason<br/><br/>Eurotrash: So then I felt bad because he couldn't guess who I was and so I gave him a hint. I told him I would meet him at six o'clock at the motel, because you know, that was like our place!<br/><br/>--34th St &amp; 5th Ave<br/><br/>Guy: You sleep with them once and they expect you to bring your toothbrush and loofa over the next time.<br/><br/>--Tad's Montana<br/><br/>Overheard by: Mishen<br/><br/>Girl on cell: Remember how I was talking to that guy in London? Well, he's coming to visit for five days. Yeah, it's gonna be fun. I've decided, after he leaves, I'm not going to talk to him anymore. What's the point? It's not even a relationship, it's a pseudo-relationship. You fight and get mad and what for? I'm not moving to London, he's not moving to New York. Yeah, so we'll have fun, and then when he leaves, I just won't talk to him anymore. How is that shady?<br/><br/>--N train, Astoria<br/><br/>Overheard by: MissPinkKate<br/><br/>Girl: Yeah, I feel like I'm bangin' the whole world!<br/><br/>--Columbus Circle subway exit<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 8, 2006