<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007785.html">Wednesday-One-Liners Prep for Their Roles in <em>Mean Girls II</em></a></b><br/> Woman on cell: I feel bad about ripping the kid off, but...<br/><br/>--Fort Greene Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: Zoe<br/><br/>Suit: Well, apparently I'm part psychic and part asshole.<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: quite the combo<br/><br/>Blue collar guy: I stopped giving to panhandlers 10 years ago. This guy hit me up every day at my stop and one day I gave him a sandwich and some cigarettes. I watched him and he threw the sandwich away. I went over to him and worked him over pretty bad. I dumped the trash can and took out the sandwich and then took the cigarettes away from him. Then I knocked him down again and took all the money out of his pockets. I was really mad when he threw that sandwich away. Now I never give anything to those guys.<br/>Suit: Yep...<br/><br/>--1 train, Houston St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Amused Minnesotan<br/><br/>Woman on cell: You see, this is why you just can't be nice to people. I was nice to her once, <em>once</em>! And now she thinks we're friends. Like I need this!<br/><br/>--Bus stop near Radio City Music Hall<br/><br/>Yuppie on cell: I don't give a fuck about them. As long as I'm on their will, I don't really give a shit.<br/><br/>--34th St &amp; 5th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Gunita<br/><br/>Girl: So my grandma died last week and it sucked so bad, I had to drive all the way to Hartford on Saturday and I totally missed the huge sale at H&amp;M.<br/><br/>--Statue of Liberty<br/><br/>Overheard by: SuziQ<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 8, 2006