<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007791.html">Juvenile Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> Second grader: Earth is the greatest planet in the whole world!<br/><br/>--125th St &amp; 8th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Yes, I'm his teacher.<br/><br/>Little boy to younger brother in elevator: Stop! It's like the hospital, you can't touch anything!<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: student<br/><br/>Little girl: Big Brother is <em>watching</em>!<br/><br/>--Franklin St &amp; Church St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jess McGins<br/><br/>Little boy: Yo, digit, you don't get any pussy, how you gonna say she ugly?<br/><br/>--Corsa Ave, the Bronx<br/><br/>Overheard by: Edward Carney<br/><br/>Little girl to other little girl wearing school uniform: You look like a woman. Go change!<br/><br/>--116th St &amp; Park Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ken Yapelli<br/><br/>Little girl: Excuse me, where is the drugstore? I mean, where are the drugs?<br/><br/>--Duane Reade, 7th Ave &amp; Flatbush<br/><br/>Overheard by: Cupcake<br/><br/>Little boy: I can't wait to get home so I can scratch my crotch!<br/><br/>--6th Ave &amp; 17th St<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 8, 2006