<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007847.html">God Insists on Saying 'Between You and I'</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 39751 -->Blonde Teen: So I'm taking that religion class.<br/>Brunette Teen: Oh yeah? The one where you read the Bible right?<br/>Blonde teen: Yeah that one. And get this, we are about to start reading the Book of Proverbs.<br/>Brunette Teen: Oh My God! I didn't know the Bible had a grammar section.<br/>Blonde Teen: Me neither!! <br/>Brunette Teen: Oh man, I bet it totally tells you how to speak like God... Except properly, you know?<br/>Blonde Teen: [Gasp] I bet it totally does.<br/>Brunette Teen: Ugh! I wish I had taken that class.<br/><br/>--The Original Ray's Pizza <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 13, 2006