<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007859.html">Unless the Men's Room Was Cold</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 39920 -->Queer #1: Ok, so read their body language and tell me if you think they are: 1) on a first date, but may go ahead and fuck tonight; 2) they are on maybe their third or fourth date, but have definitely had each other's cock in their throats by now; or 3) they are full-on dating and fucking. <br/>Queer #2: They're on their first date. They're way too into each other to already be dating. <br/>Queer #1: Nice. <br/>Both at the same time: Who do you think is the top? <br/>Queer #2: Who do you think? <br/>Queer #1: Well, just because white shirt is so hot, I'd want him to be the top. But, as you know, "Man of Steel, Heels of Helium."<br/>Queer #2: I know... Plus, the other one has to be the top. A bottom would never wear a plaid shirt.<br/><br/>--Nowhere Bar, E 14th Street<br/><br/>Overheard by: Gina Bruce<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 14, 2006