<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007868.html">Wednesday One-Liners Need Food, Dude!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 34403 -->Hobo: Hello, sir, I am homeless... addicted to drugs... and HIV positive, and what I need in this world right now more than anything is a bacon, egg and cheese on a croissant sandwich.<br/><br/>--Dunkin Donuts<br/><br/><!-- ID = 38324 -->Farmer's market guy: Cauliflower is a shy vegetable.<br/><br/>--Broadway &amp; 115th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lalaith<br/><br/><!-- ID = 38610 -->Guy on cell: Who the fuck is 'Hamburger Helper'?<br/><br/>--15th St &amp; 6th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Dave the Spazz<br/><br/><!-- ID = 38655 -->Dad: Let's go to Muffin Land!<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Michelle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 38665 -->Guy: It's like this show I did last week, where I took a human skull and I covered it in cheese products.<br/><br/>--The Bronx<br/><br/>Overheard by: Keith R.A. DeCandido<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39250 -->Girl, covering her ears: Don't say 'Cheez Wiz!' Don't say 'Cheez Wiz!'<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: Amy<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 15, 2006