<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007926.html">So, what are you wearing to the 'Schindler's List' party?</a></b><br/> <p>Guy: What is that?<br/>Guy with net: One of those nets for cleaning out pools.<br/>Guy: Let me guess. Pool boy costume? Porn-theme party? <br/>Guy with net: Wow, yeah.<br/>Guy: Been there.<br/><br/>--Uptown 1 train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Argopelter<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Gary <br/></span></p> <p> <span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/> &middot; "And That's How Me and Your Other Father Met, Timmy." - Chris<br/> &middot; "Another Touching Father-Son Moment Brought To You By Wicked Entertainment" - Existance is Futile<br/> &middot; "I was just delivering pizza, but they asked me in, and, wow!" - Wasn't invited<br/> &middot; "I'm not really black - this is toner from the "copier" scene" - <a href="http://www.newwavevandal.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Tom Dorey</a><br/> &middot; "Kato Kaelin: Career Counselor at Large" - Charlie<br/> &middot; "Of Course, I Just Bent Over and Went as a Life Preserver" - Keith<br/> &middot; "Porn theme party? I think I'll just come in my jeans." - Effing and Blinding<br/> &middot; "Really? You were an altar boy at St. Mark's, too?!" - Dave<br/> &middot; "Ron Jeremy's Sixth Sense" - s h<br/> &middot; "Watch out for a guy dressed as a milkman. He's bad news" - gravy<br/> &middot; "When he was 6 years old, and watching his mother from the window..." - Nathan<br/> &middot; "Yeah, I went all out and got my CPR card." - SNA<br/> </span> </p> <p> <a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'> Click here to see the new Headline Contest </a> </p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 9, 2006