<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008046.html">Post-Literate Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 38529 -->Bum to man stumbling while reading <i>Hamlet</i>: Yeah, that's right, Hamlet. That's what you get for killing Polonius that way, you son of a bitch.<br/><br/>--W 43rd<br/><br/>Overheard by: Richard Harrington<br/><br/><!-- ID = 35683 -->Pious woman: And when he said to take out our <i>Bibles</i>, I didn't know what to do. I didn't know it was BYOB!<br/><br/>--18th &amp; 10th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Owen<br/><br/><!-- ID = 38691 -->Guy on cell: Yeah, I'm at terminal four. Did you bring a dictionary? No? Oh, shit!<br/><br/>--Air Shuttle, JFK<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jess McGins<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39255 -->Guy: I totally want to spoon with Amy Guth, but like, her novel is so fucking weird she'd probably have to kill me first.<br/><br/>--Subway platform, Columbus Circle, 59th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Karen Birchman<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39412 -->Fat lady: No, no, I was full when I got to the library, and then -- I was empty.<br/><br/>--W 66th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Susan Volchok<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39852 -->Old hippie on phone: Don't worry about how much time you have -- I read this book on string theory that says time is just a human construct and means nothing at all. [Pause] No, I won't be able to make it there on time.<br/><br/>--Pizza Place, Waverly &amp; Mercer<br/><br/>Overheard by: Surfer Dude #1<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 29, 2006