<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008047.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are <i>Footloose</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 37917 -->Guy: I don't think people are ready to do the Charleston, yet. Because it's so spiritual, you know?<br/><br/>--Grand &amp; Mulberry<br/><br/>Overheard by: Trey Givens<br/><br/><!-- ID = 35205 -->Guy with fliers: Ladies, come on in and meet your future husbands. They'll be the ones dancing on the poles.<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Too young to marry strippers<br/><br/><!-- ID = 37911 -->Guy: What? Bar None? Bar None is just a whorehouse with a dance floor.<br/><br/>--12th and 3rd Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39769 -->Black dude: Damn, girl, you so fine you'd make an African in a canoe with a spear wanna jump up and dance!<br/><br/>--2nd Ave &amp; 11th<br/><br/>Overheard by: gneumatic<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39777 -->Poorly-dancing Asian guy: I feel really Latino when I'm dancing to Spanish music.<br/><br/>--Gonzalez y Gonzalez, Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: javster<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40027 -->Dorky college freshman: Dude, I totally blacked-out last night... Last thing I remember I was dancing with her mom.<br/><br/>--1 train, Times Square station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Gnomar the gnome<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 29, 2006