<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008048.html">Hey, Kiss My Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 36715 -->Drunk guy: Excuse me, Miss, I'm askin'... I want to kiss your ass! <i>Just</i> the left cheek!<br/><br/>--8th Ave &amp; W 55th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Fred Daubert<br/><br/><!-- ID = 37108 -->Canadian guy: The first kiss'll be at the altar.<br/><br/>--Uptown 6 train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 38771 -->Loudmouth on cell: Yeah man, and then, like, I was kissing her, and then I like, just started dancing with her. We were dancing, man. And then I picked her up, and she beat the crap out of me, and I had to put her down. Yeah, man. But she was a fuckin' awesome kisser.<br/><br/>--NYU<br/><br/>Overheard by: lucy in the sky with diamonds<br/><br/><!-- ID = 38971 -->Girl on cell: I can't remember the last time we kissed on the mouth, can you?<br/><br/>--43rd &amp; Lex<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39152 -->Ghetto chick leaving after fight with boyfriend: Kiss my ass. No, kiss my pussy while it's bleeding, like you used to.<br/><br/>--Washington Heights<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39456 -->Girl on cell: He said he wouldn't leave until I kissed him... so I kissed him while I was on the toilet!<br/><br/>--115th St &amp; Manhattan Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Melissa Berry<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 29, 2006