<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008050.html">Wednesday One-Liners Refuse A Polygraph</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 37435 -->Guy: Yeah, and he lied to me about dying, too!<br/><br/>--Bedford Ave, Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 37316 -->Girl: So what is your name going to be tonight?<br/><br/>--6th Ave &amp; 57th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39147 -->Queer on cell: She tried to tell me that I was fatter than him -- that muthafucka is the worst liar in the world!<br/><br/>--Grand Central Terminal<br/><br/>Overheard by: She was probably right...<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39715 -->Guy: I just told her, 'Keep on fakin' those orgasms!'<br/><br/>--7th Ave &amp; 32nd St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39739 -->Suit on cell in McDonald's: Yeah, well, I'm in Connecticut right now...<br/><br/>--Astoria, Queens<br/><br/>Overheard by: Blaine<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40124 -->Conductor: There's another local train directly behind this one. I would never lie to you.<br/><br/>--W train to Astoria<br/><br/>Overheard by: MissPinkKate<br/><br/><!-- ID = 36177 -->Man exiting taxi: If anyone asks, we walked!<br/><br/>--Lincoln Center<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kyle<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 29, 2006