<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008051.html">Wednesday One-Liners Run All Night</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 32628 -->Middle-aged man at Metrocard machine to MTA booth employee: You know these things don't work, right? I mean, you know they don't work? [Employee ignores him] Hey, do you care?<br/><br/>--Grand Central<br/><br/><!-- ID = 36329 -->MTA lady on loudspeaker: [Stops singing loudly] What? No, the speaker's not on. You can hear me? But it's not on. Huh? You can hear me, too? Damn.<br/><br/>--Union Street Station, Park Slope<br/><br/>Overheard by: Just wanna wait in peace<br/><br/><!-- ID = 37457 -->MTA guy with microphone: Please keep your eyes open -- there is a large rat running around on the platform. Please keep your eyes open -- large rat -- very large.<br/><br/>--V Station, 51st St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ethan<br/><br/><!-- ID = 38033 -->MTA lady talking to no one visible: You one-armed nuisance! You are really getting on my nerves!<br/><br/>--In front of Staten Island Ferry, Staten Island <br/><br/>Overheard by: Jackie<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39642 -->Happy hour queen ascending subway steps: Did you know all these spots are gum? This entire subway station is constructed of chewing gum!<br/><br/>--Subway station, 14th &amp; 7th<br/><br/>Overheard by: wish i had a drink too<br/><br/><!-- ID = 37782 -->Disgruntled man: Who needs terrorists when you have the MTA?<br/><br/>--Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Alice<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 29, 2006