<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008052.html">Wednesday One-Liners Will Do <i>Anything</i> to Get This Part</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 38609 -->Girl: Seriously, I'd give, like, 20 blowjobs to get an apartment.<br/><br/>--Barna, 26th &amp; Park <br/><br/>Overheard by: Greg<br/><br/><!-- ID = 36005 -->Crazy guy: I gotta stop eating pussy. I'm losing my breath.<br/><br/>--F train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 37497 -->Girl to guy: If you don't like oral sex, don't open your mouth.<br/><br/>--68th St station<br/><br/>Overheard by: liza<br/><br/><!-- ID = 38707 -->Guy defending self to group of friends: I've tasted pussy!<br/><br/>--Chelsea<br/><br/>Overheard by: Reina<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39047 -->Guy on cell: Which one? Me sucking dick or San Francisco?<br/><br/>--Wagner College, Staten Island<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39678 -->Teen girl: I need balls in my mouth.<br/><br/>--Disney Store, 5th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Gin<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40196 -->Ghetto teen: And so she was suckin' my dick, and there was a 10 dollar bill on the table, and -- get this -- when she stopped suckin', it was <i>gone</i>! Bitch took my money!<br/><br/>--Fulton Mall, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: djingo<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 29, 2006