<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008103.html">You'll Never Be the Man Your Mother Was.</a></b><br/> <p>Girlfriend: You could just be gay.<br/>Boyfriend: I don't want to be gay! I just wanna be a woman.<br/><br/> --Houston & Lafayette<br/><br/> <span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Paul S</span> <br/><br/> <span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/> &middot; "'Cause surgery is easier than coming out" - Becky<br/> &middot; "Be All You Can't Be" - Mike D<br/> &middot; "Cant have a man-made pussy and eat it, too" - N. Delwood<br/> &middot; "Career day counselors never know what to expect" - peter<br/> &middot; "It's all pillow fights and boobies 'til you start PMSing." - mthy<br/> &middot; "Michael Jackson's Cosmetic Surgery Consultation Gets Hostile" - kane, okc<br/> &middot; "The long-awaited yet unanticipted answer to 'Tell me what you want, what you really, really want'" - cinekat<br/> &middot; "Transexual does not a homosexual make" - i like men too<br/> &middot; "Vaginas: The Consolation Prize" - sh<br/> &middot; "Your Phantom Limb Will Still Want To Stem The Rose" - elrobinder<br/> </span> <br/><br/> <a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'> Click here to see the new Headline Contest </a> </p> <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 30, 2006