<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008128.html">Regular Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 37347 -->Woman: ...Then they gave him enemas until it ran clear. Now he hasn't had a movement in three days. Should I be worried?<br/><br/>--Subway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 37694 -->Suit: Yeah, I just left a floater in the upstairs bathroom.<br/><br/>--44th &amp; 3rd<br/><br/><!-- ID = 37729 -->Ambiguously gay actor: Flowers come out. Girls do not poop, ever. <i>Ever</i>!<br/><br/>--Tisch School of the Arts, NYU<br/><br/>Overheard by: a girl who poops<br/><br/><!-- ID = 38834 -->Freshman chick: I am so not in the mood to take a shit right now.<br/><br/>--Restroom, Hunter College<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39826 -->Cherubic blonde chick to another: You know that 'BM' means poop, right?<br/><br/>--Metropolitan Museum of Art<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39970 -->Suit-in-training: Oh, yeah, I do have to take a shit -- I forgot.<br/><br/>--NYU Stern Building<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40093 -->Guy waiting for stall: Let's go gang, push it out! We gotta <i>go</i> out here!<br/><br/>--Manhattan Mall<br/><br/>Overheard by: KeeZ<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 6, 2006