<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008131.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are as Dumb as They Look</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 39555 -->Prep chick: Is it amoebas that come from Mexico? Or am I thinking of armadillos?<br/><br/>--5th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Francesca<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39558 -->White teen girl: So, is there a Friday next week?<br/><br/>--4 train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Gregorio<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39593 -->Girlfriend: If your friends told you to jump down a bridge, would you do it?<br/><br/>--D train, Grand Concourse<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39749 -->Suit to black gangster holding large chameleon: Excuse me, sir. What species of dinosaur is that?<br/><br/>--Manhattan-bound F train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Josh<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39788 -->Teen: So how much would the game cost if it was $17.99?<br/><br/>--Game Stop, Forest Hills<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39795 -->Future zoologist: They have sea lions here! They're like lions -- <i>from the sea</i>!<br/><br/>--Central Park Zoo<br/><br/>Overheard by: Andrew K.<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 6, 2006