<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008139.html">Tales from Wednesday One-Liners' Crypt</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 36359 -->Man on cell: What are you, some sort of reverse vampire?<br/><br/>--C train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 36733 -->Dude: And there were unicorns exploding in the background... or at least doing whatever it is unicorns do.<br/><br/>--Live Bait, 23rd St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Matthew K Johnson<br/><br/><!-- ID = 37931 -->Chick: You kind of look like a vampire in this picture. But a cool vampire! Like, if you were in <i>The Lost Boys</i>, Kiefer Sutherland would <i>totally</i> want to have sex with you.<br/><br/>--55th &amp; 6th<br/><br/>Overheard by: wants to have sex with Kiefer Sutherland<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40356 -->Drunk hobo chuckling: You people look depressed! I know how to cheer you up. I'll sing my favorite song! 'Ding, dong, the witch is dead, the witch is dead...' [Looks around] Hmmm... [Notices the train going express] What the...? I need a new mathematician! I need a <i>new</i> mathematician!<br/><br/>--6 train making express stops on a surprise basis<br/><br/>Overheard by: Barry Negrin<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40366 -->Sax-wielding hobo: I am an alien! From outer space! Not from Mexico!<br/><br/>--L train <br/><br/>Overheard by: Alex P. Keaton<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40382 -->Ricky's employee: Looks like I'm all out in the fairy department.<br/><br/>--58th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40422 -->Mom: Johnny, put down the sword. Vampires don't use weapons. Their teeth are their weapons.<br/><br/>--Halloween shop, 8th St &amp; 6th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Adam Nathan<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 6, 2006