<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008189.html">Damn, Son, I Was <i>Born</i> Goin' Down</a></b><br/> <p>Suit #1: I mean, it was crazy -- first this lady has a kid in the elevator, and then about a week later, another lady's water breaks in the same elevator.<br/>Suit #2: I would have hated to be the guy to mop that up.<br/>Suit #1: That elevator shaft is like a friggin' fallopian tube!<br/><br/>--2 train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Paul<br/><br/> <span class="contestwinners">Headline by: dank</span> <br/><br/> <span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/> &middot; "And Park Slope Is Like a Cum-Soaked Uterus" - <a href="http://theanswermaysurpriseyou.blogspot.com" target="_blank">t.a.m.s.y.</a><br/> &middot; "At least it's not menstruating like that elevator in The Shining" - Chris<br/> &middot; "In Similar News, The Lobby Stairwell is Closed for Yeast Infection Maintenance" - Maeve K<br/> &middot; "P.C. Pimps Don't Push 'Em Down The Stairs Anymore" - elrobinder<br/> &middot; "Push! Push! No, push the BUTTON!" - Julia<br/> &middot; "The Fertile Ascent" - Benzero<br/> &middot; "The Pussyseidon Adventure- 2006" - smscpw<br/> &middot; "The elevator is still better than having to make small talk with the guy who performs abortions in the stairwell" - Raden Mutter<br/> &middot; "Where do you stand on partial-floor evacuations?" - Kevin Perry<br/> </span> <br/><br/> <a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'> Click here to see the new Headline Contest </a> </p> <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 7, 2006