<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008222.html">Bathtub Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 36717 -->Girl on cell: Did I get tanked yesterday? Of course I got tanked yesterday! Yesterday was my getting-tanked day!<br/><br/>--79th, between 2nd &amp; 3rd<br/><br/>Overheard by: Helena the Great<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39352 -->Little boy buying a soda: Can I drink mine inside a paper bag like Daddy does?<br/><br/>--Church &amp; Chambers<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40151 -->Drunk: I'll be so hungover for my AA meeting tomorrow!<br/><br/>--Time Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39614 -->Customer: Yeah, I haven't seen a lot of alcoholics around lately. I wonder why?<br/><br/>--Joe Jr's, 6th Ave &amp; 12th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Joe (but not Jr.)<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40907 -->Hobo: Anyone have a nickel or dime that I could put toward the purchase of alcohol?<br/><br/>--St. Marks &amp; Ave A<br/><br/>Overheard by: rennysgirl<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 13, 2006