<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008307.html">Crotchless Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 36906 -->Woman on cell: This is the same girl who has G-strings where her forks and knives should go.<br/><br/>--2nd St &amp; Ave B<br/><br/><!-- ID = 36037 -->Salesgirl: Do you want your boobies up or down?<br/><br/>--Victoria's Secret, Manhattan Mall<br/><br/>Overheard by: Linda<br/><br/><!-- ID = 37375 -->Woman: I told Terrence not to pack that stuff in my carry-on. Security threw out all my Victoria Secrets!<br/><br/>--Starbucks, La Guardia airport<br/><br/>Overheard by: Allears<br/><br/><!-- ID = 37640 -->Girl: Only fat girls and porn stars wear Ds. I want to be a C!<br/><br/>--Victoria's Secret, 57th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 37776 -->Man: Do you want to get some maternity underwear to make you feel sexy?<br/><br/>--Greene St &amp; Prince St<br/><br/>Overheard by: deadzebra<br/><br/><!-- ID = 38763 -->Man: Are you a Jehovah's Witness? 'Cause I don't want you comin' to my house unless you're going to drop your panties!<br/><br/>--PATH train<br/><br/>Overheard by: blkgirl<br/><br/><!-- ID = 38982 -->Girl on cell: Dad? Hi. I just bought a lot of panties at Victoria's Secret. Can you reimburse me? Dad?<br/><br/>--Broadway &amp; Prince St<br/><br/>Overheard by: djingo<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 20, 2006