<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008315.html">It's Long, But We Think It's Worth It</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 42707 -->Heavy lady: I caught him the other day puttin' lip gloss on. I was all like, 'The hell you think you're doin', boy?' He was all like, 'I like the way it looks, it's cool.' I swear, we were in there, and he came running over to me. 'Ma, Ma, can I have this?' And he hands me a flavored lip gloss. I beat his ass right in the store. I mean, it tastes good, but I ain't about him usin' lip gloss. That boy ain't right. <br/><br/>Interlude for passenger disembarkment.<br/><br/>Heavy lady: I swear, somethin's wrong with that boy. He was on the phone with his boy for, like, two hours. I went to his room to see what he was doing. I swear he was jerkin' off with his man on the phone.<br/>Friend: With his friend?<br/>Heavy lady: <i>Mmm</i>hm. He's layin' there naked, and he tells me he wasn't doin' nothin'... He was 'hot,' he says. Shit. I told his ass I don't want his gay ass jerkin' off on the phone.<br/>Friend: Oh, no.<br/><br/>Interlude for passenger disembarkment.<br/><br/>Heavy lady: You know, my little one came to me and handed me something. She's all like, 'Can I have this candy?' You know what she hands me?<br/>Friend: What?<br/>Heavy lady: A banana-flavored latex condom. I asked her, 'Where'd you get this?' You know, because I be usin' polyurethane condoms, and my little one is only five and she don't need to be usin' condoms yet.<br/><br/>--Q train to Manhattan<br/><br/>Overheard by: Alex Agius<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 21, 2006