<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008395.html">Wednesday One-Liners Get the Door Prize</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 39928 -->Conductor: All doors are created equal. Please use all available doors.<br/><br/>--4 train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Maggie<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40410 -->Conductor, at 34th St: Stand clear of the closing doors, please. [At 42nd St] Yo, stand clear the doors. [At 50th St] Yo, stand clear the bloody doors. [At 7th Ave] Yo, I ain't playin'! Stand clear the fuckin' doors!<br/><br/>--E train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40587 -->Conductor: Listen, folks. I'm paid by the hour, so I can wait here all day. But if you want to get home, please get those idiots blocking the doors the hell inside the car. Thank you.<br/><br/>--3 train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40642 -->Conductor on PA: Ladies and gentlemen, this is High Street. The next stop is Broadway-Nassau. Stand clear of the closing doors. You the maaan!<br/><br/>--C train<br/><br/>Overheard by: The Man<br/><br/><!-- ID = 42791 -->Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, doors don't hold people! People hold doors.<br/><br/>--R train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 41053 -->Conductor to woman who jammed her stroller into the subway doors: That was unbelievable. You are unbelievable. You just used a baby to hold open the doors.<br/><br/>--3 train, 14th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: clarence rosario<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 27, 2006