<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008446.html">One Nation, Under the Crown</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 40219 -->Australian guy: Hey there, mate! I was just wondering if you were hiring staff.<br/>Irish bar man: Yeah, we are, but you will have to speak with the boss. He is gonna be back in about 10 minutes. Do you have any experience?<br/>Australian guy: Well, yeah, I've been doin' this for about three years back home in Sydney.<br/>Irish bar man: That's great... Sure, I'll put in a good word for you. I'm getting sick of all the foreigners that they keep hiring.<br/><br/> <span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Barry Negrin</span> <br/><br/> <span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/> &middot; "52-Across: "Foreigners" Ans: N-O-N-W-H-I-T-E" - Eddie<br/> &middot; "Between the Long Islanders and the Brooklynites, this place is going to hell" - M.dubz<br/> &middot; "I only hear in black and white" - h<br/> &middot; "I'll have a shot of contradiction with an irony backer" - LN<br/> &middot; "It's getting so hard to find people who speak American." - Noh<br/> &middot; "See? Even THEY Can't Tell Their Accents Apart!" - Jatmos<br/> &middot; "Will the last American to leave NYC please remember to bring the flag?" - <a href="http://bamapachyderm.com" target="_blank">Beth</a><br/> &middot; "You should have seen this Injun that came in yesterday" - trainedmonkey<br/> </span> <br/><br/> <a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'> Click here to see the new Headline Contest </a> </p> <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 25, 2006