<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008467.html">It's Why You Keep Losing Those Pageants</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 44227 -->Little girl: I want Santa to get me a Bratz doll for Christmas!<br/>Mother: Yeah? Which one?<br/>Little girl: The one that looks like me.<br/>Mother, mumbling: Honey, you don't look like a five-dollar crack whore.<br/>Little girl: What?<br/>Mother: Nothing.<br/><br/>--Toys "R" Us, Times Square<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 2, 2007