<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008495.html">You Can't Live in the City If You Can't Screen out Distractions</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 37207 -->Guy: So, where were you this evening?<br/>Sober girl #1: I was in Little Italy.<br/>Drunk guy: Shoes! Go on YouTube and search for 'shoes'!<br/>Sober girl #1: <i>Oh my god</i>! <i>I've seen that video</i>! 'These shoes cost...'<br/>Drunk guy and sober girl #2: '<em>Three hundred dollars</em>'!<br/>Drunk girl: You two are hot. You should fuck her in the ass.<br/>Guy: So, where were you this evening?<br/>Sober girl #1: I was in Little Italy.<br/><br/>--4th Ave & 11th St<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 5, 2007