<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008787.html">And tucking my dick and balls</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 40869 -->Girl #1: So I hear you're single again.<br/>Girl #2: Yeah, it's great. I can stop shaving my ass!</p><p>--Outside Starbucks, Times Square<br/><br/> <span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Marsha Mellow</span> <br/><br/> <span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/> &middot; "Donkey Breathes Sigh of Relief" - Mike Curry<br/> &middot; "Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Shorn" - Adrianne<br/> &middot; "It was the happiest day of Mother Teresa's life." - Dave<br/> &middot; "Oh, good, Oprah is back on the market!" - Anna<br/> &middot; "So easy, even a caveman can do it!" - waxes!<br/> &middot; "When she's dating again she'll cut it all off and donate it to cancer victims" - Peter B<br/> &middot; "You're Not Gonna Stop Shaving Mine, Are You?" - <a href="http://bigfaceworm.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Trey Jackson</a><br/> </span> <br/><br/> <a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'> Click here to see the new Headline Contest </a> </p> <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 15, 2007