<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008848.html">They've Got Their 'Good Barista / Bad Barista' Act Down to a Science</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 38273 -->Foreigner: Excusa me, sir, I get the milk, yes?<br/>Barista #1 holding steamed milk: No. You ordered a Doppio. You don't get no milk in a Doppio.<br/>Foreigner, holding drink out to Barista #1: But the milk?<br/>Barista #1, cradling milk: No! You don't get no fuckin' milk! Order a fuckin' latte, and then I'll give you some of this milk! You can pour yourself some of that stale shit from over there, but you don't get none of this milk!<br/><br/>Barista #2 grabs cup and pours the customer some milk.<br/><br/>Barista #2 to Barista #1: Shit, this ain't Valentine's Day -- don't you get emotional. It's some other holiday. Hell, it's Christmas. [To customer] Here you go, sir! Merry Christmas!<br/><br/>--Starbucks, St. Marks & 3rd Ave<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 27, 2007