<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008895.html">It's a Nice Haircut, Too</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 46239 -->Chick: Good-bye [departs train].<br/>Guy #1: Good-bye.<br/>Guy #2: Eddie*, your sister is really pretty.<br/>Guy #3: Don't call her that -- 'pretty' is something you say about nice girls, not whores like that.<br/>Eddie: What are you talking about?<br/>Guy #3: Ed, don't take it out on me, but at Dave's birthday party your sister was in the bedroom working for 10 dollars. <br/>Eddie: ... I'm gonna kill Dave. Why didn't you tell me about this?!<br/>Guy #3: Because she was right there! [Silence, then Eddie departs.]<br/>Guy #2: 10 dollars? What's her phone number? I've got 10 dollars.<br/>Guy #3: I know, best 10 bucks I ever spent.<br/><br/>--D train<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 30, 2007