<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008900.html">Wednesday One-Liners' Little Helper</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 38649 -->Old crazy guy to little kid: Hey, you want a Vicodin? It's just like your Ritalin, but stronger. No? Okay, then how about a donut?<br/><br/>--Dunkin' Donuts, 66th &amp; 1st<br/><br/>Overheard by: Alec<br/><br/><!-- ID = 36663 -->20-something hipster girl on cell: Prozac! Send me my <i>Prozac</i>!<br/><br/>--Bedford Ave, Williamsburg<br/><br/>Overheard by: josh<br/><br/><!-- ID = 39437 -->Waiter to bartender: She was taking a lot of Vicodin. You can't drink Hennessy with that.<br/><br/>--Village Restaurant<br/><br/>Overheard by: Al Key Hall<br/><br/><!-- ID = 40259 -->Girl, after friend gives her a gift: Awww, you're the sweetest friend ever! You almost made me cry, except that I can't cry -- I'm on Effexor! Awww!<br/><br/>--Crepe place, St. Mark's<br/><br/><!-- ID = 41512 -->Girl on cell: It's gross! It's sick! I'm not asking anyone for Viagra for my dad! It's sick!<br/><br/>--President St, Park Slope<br/><br/>Overheard by: Nick Draven<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45070 -->30-ish blonde screaming into cell: Doctor, I'm so glad you called back. No, the girl here won't give me my pills! She says my insurance won't pay for any more... Okay, so maybe I lost track of how many Vicodin I've been eating -- I've been busy! Whatever!<br/><br/>--Drug store, Battery Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: embarassed for her<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45703 -->Man on cell: I love Ambien more than I love my wardrobe. Good-bye.<br/><br/>--Angelika Theater<br/><br/>Overheard by: Nora<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 31, 2007